As Everyone says “GET MARRY” I decided to give a try; as it is i am getting lots of proposals without informing anyone.So far most of the women found to be “CONTROL FREAKS” and with others i found Dark history behind their sob story, which they wanted to hide.
Last week itself, i got a proposal from a girl who stay near to my place, who is from mangalore, as one of their relative took my number from my brother wife who met them in some function in my native place,Girl mother called me on my office number,without any introduction she started to tell about her daughter.
I took her details,Name,age and hometown, and told i will contact her again, if she is ok after our enquiry.
I called home and blasted them for giving my number.
I did nothing for 2 days,3rd day one of their family friend called me,asking about my details;I gave him all my details,also gave him my email and told him to tell girl to mail me with her details and photo.
then i called her mother and told, do not call me,if its ok then i will only contact her.
I did`t ask anyone about girl or her family, but i googled it her name. and GOOGLE gave me the answer.
I found out about her education,her profile,her all details even MYSPACE PROFILE, Where she was having lots of friends and most of them are men.
I took some of men names who were in same city and screen captured,whole page.
next day her mail came with photo, i replied,asking about 2 men names, who were in her profile.and wrote only 2 lines.
“I want simple girl,do you know Mr.1 and Mr.2, Reply if interested.
that’s the last mail.
Reply never came.yesterday when i checked her “MYSPACE PROFILE” most of the Friends(men) names were deleted, including the 2 names i asked.
I fed up with every time some unwanted Proposals come, and i have to explain them about me and what i want.
I am 5.10, 70KG, 1968 Model and Made in India.
Wheat brown,Athletic look,and a real Athlete. But i hate Cricket,never watched Cricket match on TV,and wasted whole day.
FREINDS used call me Gandhi.
Never had Affair or had SeX other than my ONLY WIFE.
I mind my business,I talk less,but talk about anything unless provoked.
I know how to handle needle to Super computer.
I like GRASS(Vegetables) but i can eat anything four legged and one 2 legged.
I can cook better than my Ex and her mother.
I can challenge any women in cooking than my Mother.
I drink a lot of water,but never tried whiskey or BEER.
I have a OIL well in Kuwait, it will dry in 2012, as per current calculations.
Now you know why they called me GANDHI.
I got Church divorce in 2004,and my marriage is NULL and VOID as per Indian legal system,as i have not heard about her for last?9 years.
Now,what i am looking for.
My first preference goes to.
My ONLY EX.
DI, WILL YOU MARRY ME.
I’m habit of sleeping with DEAD BODY, but men like extreme sports in bed.
Men like water melons but i got Lemons.
I want to send you to 9 months prison again, as you said 9 month pregnancy is Prison for you.
DI please consider my request,Even i can wash your panties, as your Father do.
DI, WILL YOU MARRY ME. again