These are not tips for happy married life, but to Avoid divorce only, specially for Indian Men.
1) As a husband it is your moral duty that, you should always try to keep your wife happy. Without expecting anything in return, it is better to take precautions in ones married life, especially those relationship that are heading towards a breakup. You should bear in mind all this and use all your resources, so that all her demands are met,
Buy her a new dress and gold, no mater what you are buying even if itâ€™s a small thing, you should make her happy. Give her enough money, for that even if you have to mortgage all your assets or take loan. Treat her with some 5 star dishes once a week, even if you have to sleep with an empty stomach.
Giving her the best comforts in life should be your ultimate goal.
it is said, nothing is impossible to mankind, but man has failed to satisfy his wife. So please use all your resources, every penny and even the last drop of your blood should be shed to keep her happy.
To meet her demands you can deny food to your parents and pray for them to die peacefully and as soon as possible so that they donâ€™t have to suffer more then they deserve. You can do all these things in order to keep the wife happy.
You must also cook for her, after you return from your work place, even though she is a house wife. You must wash her cloths and help her so that she can rest and sleep well, Never keep her under garments dirty, you should be prompt in your work.
Raise her kids, look after them, stay awake all night, even though you have to attend work the next day. Change their nappies at night, and never give her a chance to complain that she has not slept well.
2) Never allow her to feel deserted or lonely.
You have to entertain her with all your means. You must ensure that she is happy at all time, The best thing she would like is to be with her family,. So invite her family members to your home or else let her visit them time and again. You must invite her sisters and of course her mother very often. Her happiness lies in her mother; she is the key for your successful marriage, if you do anything wrong to her or disobey her, you are in for big trouble and your married life is at stake. So kick out all your relatives and your old parents, no matter where you dump them, but ensure that you treat your wifeâ€™s relatives in a very nice and polite manner. Or else you too may wind up sleeping on the streets.
3) Keeping her family happy.
As I mentioned earlier you may have to try to keep her family happy, so whatever you buy for her, same you have to buy for her entire family too, i.e. her sister and mother et al.. As you have already kicked your family out, her family should be everything to you. There is no need for you to think or even give anything to your old parents. You have to deny financial support to them. If you are staying with your parents in their house, force them to transfer the property on your wifeâ€™s name or on your name.
4) Listen to her family.
Now that you are already a puppet in your wifeâ€™s name, and doing as she says, or rather dancing according to her tune, You also have to dance to the tune of her family members. As you are not only married to her, But you are married to her entire family. Her familyâ€™s happiness is your happiness. Do not refuse to meet any of their demands. Spend every penny you have on her and her family. Give them all the comforts in life, and do as her mother says. You can insult your old parents in front of them, but donâ€™t ever try that with her parents or else you are as good as a dead man.
5) Give her freedom.
If you want to see your wife happy, then you have to give her all the freedom possible, even it means that she wants to yell at your old parents, encourage her if she raises her hands on them with claps and hugs. But never do a mistake of trying to stop her. She can abuse your mother or any of your family members you should never raise your voice against her, instead you must reward her for every assault she makes on your family members. Itâ€™s the marriage oath that you will have to keep to keep her happy always, at any cost. As it is already written in the Holy Book that man will leave his parents and be one with his wife.
6) Respect her Privacy.
Never question her, as to what she is doing? where she is going? Even if it is at odd hours of the day or night. If she stays out late in the night never ever question her as to where or with whom she has been, donâ€™t make it your business. You have to be there when she has a problem and when she is in need of money. As a husband you have no right to question her. Or stop her
7) Meet her physical need.
As NCW (National commission for women) a sadist Divorced women organization of India, strongly supports and promotes extra marital affairs and infidelity in married life, and declaring that women have the right to sleep with her lover and her husband cannot stop her for he has no right to question her. So itâ€™s a manâ€™s duty to see that she is fully satisfied sexually. He has to help her to find a stud of her own choice, If he is afraid she may get AIDS from strangers, he can bring his known friends if she likes them. For a women her man is â€œghar ka murgi daal barabarâ€ after a few days of marriage. So itâ€™s her husband duty to meet all her sexual needs.
8) Treat her Equal.
Man should respect Woman and treat her fairly, he should not question or abuse her neither should he deny any of her demands. He should treat not only her, but her children, immaterial if they are his or no, he should treat and raise them as his own, His wife kids, his kids. Neglecting all this means mental torture to her.
Above said Tips to Avoid Divorce only, not for happy married life; denying it, you may land in jail. Under mental cruelty and domestic violence act.
Keeping your old parents in their own house is mental torture to the wife, she can throw them out legally. Under new domestic violence Act of India, wife has legal power to kick your old parents out of your house. You cannot ask your wife to cook for you nor for your parents; coz she is not your slave to cook for you. Its physical torture to her.
Originally posted 2007-11-14 20:30:20.